In a custody/visitation dispute, if one parent is accused of abusing illegal drugs, then both parents are required to be tested. Since W.'s long-term drug use is one of my grounds for supervised visitation, the court system has ordered that we both submit to a 90-day hair follicle test.
Drug testing is a real possibility in any case involving children. To be frank, this part freakin' sucks. I said goodbye to $60 and a small chunk of my hair, and I wasn't doing drugs in the first place!
So Part V of How To Impress a Guardian Ad Litem: Drugs are bad.
SEE ALSO:
Introduction to How To Impress The Guardian Ad Litem
Part I: The Initial Meeting
Part II: Preparing For The Home Inspection
Part III: The Home Inspection & Parent/Child Interaction
Part IV: Consulting The Witnesses
Not that any of this is funny but this post made me laugh; drugs are bad. That pretty much sums it up.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Alyssa. That sucks that you had to pay $60 for a drug test when he's the one with the drug issue, but i love the "Drugs Are Bad" at the end. I may need to just make that my new motto whenever the topic of drugs comes up.
ReplyDeleteHey, we gotta have a little comic relief in all of this BS. Does anyone remember Mr. Mackey from South Park? "Drugs are bad, mmkay?"
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